“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” ~ N.F. Simpson

Hamish Ross's avatarHamish Ross - Writer. The life exotic.

I'd rather be

Broad Lick Nic – DAAS

It’s a broad lick Nic,
And I’ll tell you while I’m able or I’ll smash your skull,
If your not drinking enough Black Label.
It’s a hard man’s drink and though the bottle’s broken,
Put your money on the table,
Strain the glass through your teeth.
We grew up lean, mean, Kings of the Street Scene.
Without a mother’s guiding hand to keep us clean.
Down your rum, we’ll take life as it comes,
And all you blue rinse critics lickk our literary bums.

I drank my first pure malt before I was three,
Smoked a pack of Dutch cigarettes my pappy left for me.
And I romanced a little lass who was twelve years my elder at the age of six I held her.
That year I also bed her so before I was seven my first child was born.
I told a pack…

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Hamish Ross's avatarHamish Ross - Writer. The life exotic.

This is for those that expressed interest in the hand illustrated books, specific to the individual.

Hello everyone,

This is important.

For those that expressed an interest in having stories written specifically for their kids/grandchildren/etc, to be combined with hand drawn images unique to the story, as done by The World Turned Upside down – Multi-media Dept.; could you please have the relevant details to hamishspen@gmail.com by the close of business this Thursday coming.

Thank you.

Hamish, as always, click the picture. Flight of the Bumble Bee, Geoffrey Rush as David Helfgott from the 1996 film ‘Shine’.

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